So the other day Kim Kardashian took off all her clothes and showed us her lovely bottom, intending to ‘Break the Internet’.
Unfortunately for Kim, it appears the Internet was looking the other way, towards a different heavenly body with its own distinctive curves, where a robot built by European geeks was landing on a comet the size of Carlow, over 800 million kilometres away at the climax of its 12 year mission.
Disappointed with the response, Kim showed us her lovely front as well (NSFW).
Sorry Kim.
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