For those fanboys and girls who just can’t get enough of Jony Ive saying “aluminium” in his soothing English tones, check out JonyJive.com!

Choose from a range of words and phrases used by Apple’s design guru, and construct your own hypnotic, if meaningless utterances!

How about:

I can’t articulate why soft, quilted leather and incredibly forged aluminium is profoundly beautifully, unapolegetically plastic

or these:

The humanity and durable fanaticism is profoundly tough

Haptic compulsion is an engineering feat

It’s fun, but please be careful. Put your credit card out of reach before activating JonyJive!

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Conn Ó Muíneacháin works at Blacknight, Ireland's largest provider of domains and hosting. He's an award-winning radio producer, podcaster and blogger. He's an engineer as well (not the award-winning kind). Conn produces video for Blacknight and edits Technology.ie. Labhair Gaeilge leis!
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