Build your Own Jony Ive Soundtrack!

For those fanboys and girls who just can’t get enough of Jony Ive saying “aluminium” in his soothing English tones, check out JonyJive.com!

Choose from a range of words and phrases used by Apple’s design guru, and construct your own hypnotic, if meaningless utterances!

How about:

I can’t articulate why soft, quilted leather and incredibly forged aluminium is profoundly beautifully, unapolegetically plastic

or these:

The humanity and durable fanaticism is profoundly tough

Haptic compulsion is an engineering feat

It’s fun, but please be careful. Put your credit card out of reach before activating JonyJive!

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